What we need to know about Linda and other Linda-like people:
The 3 Laws of Therm-hoe-dynamics:
Rule #1: Hoe’s will always (unless acted upon by an outside force) be Hoe’s.
Rule #2: The Hoe’s mass does not come as part of an interaction with the Higgs field, but instead from copious amounts of Mac n Cheese (or Potato salad.)
Rule#3: Unless otherwise observed, Hoe’s can be found (with a high degree of probabilistic certainty) about to be or already in the process of Trippin’.
The more you know 🌈ðŸŒ
(Also, I use the wording “Hoe’s” as a term of endearment, and empowerment).
