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You know things are bad when you’ve lost George Santos

by gimmemoregummybears

I guess it’s the thought that counts…

The only billionaire I can get behind on, he started a company called costplusdrugs.com that sells life saving drugs at the actual production value, No mark up price gouging bullshit

We’ll be Right Back.

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The nursing home is full of potential opponents.

by 69x_MisterFister_x69

The nursing home is full of potential opponents.

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“I’m such a nice person ❤️”

by BaldHourGlass667

"I'm such a nice person ❤️"

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Forgotten Trump accuser Kristin Anderson (link in comments):

by grahamlester

Forgotten Trump accuser Kristin Anderson (link in comments):

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If Morpheus shows up to my door with a red pill…I’m taking it. I’m ready for that Nebuchadnezzar life yerrrr.

by bluemodem

If Morpheus shows up to my door with a red pill...I'm taking it. I'm ready for that Nebuchadnezzar life yerrrr.

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nyooooom [gunfire sounds]

by RexSueciae

nyooooom

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I am not even old but I don’t have time for foolishness.

by abdul_bino

I am not even old but I don’t have time for foolishness.

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Financial health is the best form of therapy

by Cool_Distribution860

Financial health is the best form of therapy

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Nightclub Owners: *shocked Pikachu face”

by BPTeehee

Nightclub Owners: *shocked Pikachu face"

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Their ideal women are kids

by corporate-slave225

Their ideal women are kids

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Just be making anything a trait now

by mb0205

Just be making anything a trait now

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Obviously the reasoning is the academy awards aren’t white enough anymore.

by Aggressive-Shine-974

Obviously the reasoning is the academy awards aren't white enough anymore.

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This takes real dedication

by HomerFerns